December 14, 2009
Dorms, dorms, dorms… Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you just deal with them? Well, my freshman year I lived in a madhouse. I mean it was fun, yes, but man was I glad to get out of there! My roommate and I were like peas in a pod, but our surrounding [...]
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December 13, 2009
Despite Homeland Security’s best efforts, a recent press release from the Pentagon reveals that a domestic army is forming. Their uniform: tight jeans, pea coats, and berets. Their mission: to derail the foundations of popular American media. Their name: Alternative. While Defense Secretary Kirby Henderson does admit that; “the fighters themselves are not intimidating,” (a [...]
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